Elephant Jokes Hobby Index
Grand-Daughter wants a new elephant joke every time I see her...
I guess I have a new hobby, finding jokes

What is big, gray, and has horns?
An elephant marching band

What is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?

How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?
paint its toenails red

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Run around until you get pooped out

How do you make an elephant float?
You take one elephant, 5 tons of vanilla ice-cream, 2 tons on bananas,...

What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
An elephant quarterback

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What is black and squishy between an elephants toes?
A slow native

What's the difference between your mom and an elephant?
About ten pounds

What do you send a sick elephant?
A get Wellephant card

Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget

What do elephants have that no other animals have?
Baby elephants

What’s convenient and weighs 10 tons?
An elephant six-pack.

What goes, “Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?”
An elephant with one wet sneaker

Why did the elephant cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
Cream of Elephant Soup.