What is big, gray, and has horns?
An elephant marching band
What is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?
How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?
paint its toenails red
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Run around until you get pooped out
How do you make an elephant float?
You take one elephant, 5 tons of vanilla ice-cream, 2 tons on
What has big ears and shouts "HUT! HUT! HUT!"?
An elephant quarterback
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is black and squishy between an elephants toes?
A slow native
What's the difference between your mom and an elephant?
About ten pounds
What do you send a sick elephant?
A get Wellephant card
Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget
What do elephants have that no other animals have?
What’s convenient and weighs 10 tons?
An elephant six-pack.
What goes, “Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish, clomp, clomp, clomp,
An elephant with one wet sneaker
Why did the elephant cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What's red & white on the outside, and grey on the inside?
Cream of Elephant Soup.